Very Funny Sms | emotionalsms

Very Funny SMS – kissing – spy tips N Techniques of wife…..

If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Husband Wife Jokes –

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

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Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
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Sirf
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Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Me: Xcuse Me
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Girl: Jee Kahiye
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Me: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf
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Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
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“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”

Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh
. Driver sar pakad kar baitha
aur
bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba
tha.

A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai
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To wo Marr hi jata hai..

Faltu me har baat me twist
dhundhne ki aadat padi hai tumhe.

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss’ funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I’m working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

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