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Sardar Jokes

ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye hai dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata. Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya? Waiter- Sir murga langda tha Sardar- Aur Dil ? Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai. Sardar – Abe Dimag To hoga Na ...

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Hindi Funny Sms – Boy vs Girl | Sardar Jokes

1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola “Bhai sabut to Utha Lo” ? 1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya. . Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur 1 ko nahin lagi thi. . Pathan ne: Doctor ...

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Mobile Jokes | emotional sms

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME. Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai: Ishq me hum tumhe ...

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? – Because people are dying to get in there. SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. 🙂 jokes, funny jokes, short jokes How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, ...

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1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha. 1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate? Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h.. Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas 14 cars 18 dukaan 4 Bangle hain.. Tumhare paas kya hai ?? . . . . . . . Gharib aadmi:” ...

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: “You can have mine.” Sharma: Roz subah 15 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain.. verma: Woh kaise? Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!! Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: ...

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Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ...

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Very Funny Sms | emotionalsms

Very Funny SMS – kissing – spy tips N Techniques of wife….. If You’re Wife Kisses You Every Time You Come Late .. Remember , Its Not Affection Its Inspection Of BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . ! Be Careful Husband Wife Jokes – If Wife Wants To Get Husband’s Attention, Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable. If Husband Wants To ...

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funny sms jokes in hindi

Ek kanjoos marwadi ladke ko Marwari ladki se prem ho gaya. Marwari ladki: Jab pitaji so jayenge, To main Gali mein Sikka fenkungi, Aawaz sunkar turant andar aa jaana! Lekin Ladka Sikka fenkne ke ek ghante baad aaya. Ladki: Itni der kyun laga di? Ladka: Wo main sikka dhoond raha tha Ladki: Arey pagal wo to dhaaga baandhkar fenka tha, ...

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