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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? – Because people are dying to get in there. SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. 🙂 jokes, funny jokes, short jokes How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, ...

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Mobile jokes, text jokes

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. Santa and Banta ...

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Funny April Fool Messages

Funny April Fool Messages

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev* ji ka yoga. IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY Is kadar hum aapko ...

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Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari PaiNful LiNes By Rejected Lover:- She was ready to die wheN I cry But Now she is Not eveN ready to cry wheN I die..!! MERI KABRA PAR WO RONE AYE HAI,HUMSE PYAR KARTE HAI YE KEHNE AYE HAI,JAB ZINDAGI THI TAB RULAYA BAHUT,AJ HUM ARAM SE SOYE HAI TO WO JAGANE AYE H. Wafa Nhi Milti ...

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April Fool Sms

April Fool Sms

WARNING ! ! ! Dis is a VIRUS . . . Vn U turn Ur phone off, it WON’T WORK AGAIN… 31st March Or 1st April 2015 Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools…………april fool sms I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja or even ...

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April Fool Text Messages | latest April Fool Text Messages 2015 | 2015 April Fool Text

April Fool Text Messages

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool Agar apse koi kahe k aap “GOODLOOKING”ho “SMART”ho or “GENIOUS”ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI……! Ek bar kuch bandar jangal ...

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Hindi Dosti SMS

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’. Bhool jaon to samajh lena k . . . Shadi ho gai hai Meri (-,-) /> _/\_ Hindi Dosti SMS Jo pal-pal jale wo ROSHNI; jo pal pal mehke wo KHUSBOO; jopal-pal dhadke wo DIL; jo pal-pal yaad aaye wo AAP; aur jo harpal yaad kare wo HUM dosti ki mafil ...

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Funny Sms on Girls | New N Hot

Believe it or not it’s true. G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said” Wah kya body hai!” tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya. Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo ...

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funny sms Girlfriends jokes collection

When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! …. A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish. Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble ...

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Hindi Funny SMS | Suhagraat SMS – Naughty jokes

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu. Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi, mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi, pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho, kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm ...

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