Funny Friendship SMS

Funny Friendship SMS Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H – A BIT remains. Take out A, Still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains….New Funny Friendship SMS everyday i see lots of strangers passing by me, this makes me realised that, life would be boring, without a friend like u… Life Is A ...

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Funny Sms on Girls | New N Hot

Believe it or not it’s true. G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said” Wah kya body hai!” tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya. Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo ...

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Funny Msg

Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu, mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai Pagal 2- Ssshhhh……. Chup……!! Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai….. Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya, ja k nadi me dub gaya, dubte hue bola.. “ab or dukh nahi sahenge” 1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge. Unke gum me, Unke ...

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funny sms Girlfriends jokes collection

When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! …. A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish. Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble ...

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Hindi Funny SMS | Suhagraat SMS – Naughty jokes

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu. Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi, mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi, pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho, kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm ...

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Good Morning SMS Jokes

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass HARPIC use karne ka.. GUD MORNING!! Can U see me? no? Turn around, can U see me now? no? Turn again, now watch ur mobile? I can see U using 3G (‘-_-‘)(@.@) < ) (\_/( )> ...

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Gud Morning SMS

Expresion of Eyes can b read by evry 1 bt depresion of HEART can b read only by best 1. care 4 every 1 bt dont lose the best 1. Gud Morning.. Raat ka andhera ek khwab lata hai, Din ka ujala ek intezar lata hai, Ap sath ho na ho, Hawa ka har jhonka apka ka ehsas lata hai ...

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New Friendship Sms in Hindi | emotional sms

Shayad Phir Wo Takdeer Mil Jaye.. Jeevan Ke Wo Haseen Pal Mil Jaye.. Chal Phir Se Bethe Class Ki Last Row Me.. Shayad Wapas Wo Purane Dost Mil Jaye.. kehte hai ki 7 phere 7 janmo ka bandhan hota hai mgr F-R-I-E-N-D-S ye 7 letters agar mil jaye to bus ek janam me hi 7 janam jine ka ehsaas ho ...

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Valentines Day Messages

“My love for you is a journey, Starting at forever, And ending at never.”………………………………best valentines day msgs :: Valentines day messages :: have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday. I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time. But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.  *@'””’@* ...

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Exam SMS, Exam SMS in Hindi

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah. Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya ...

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