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BV:Ab Q Larh Rhe Ho Shadi K WaQt To Maze Se Kaha Tha QabooL Ha QabooL Hai. SHohr Agr Mjhe TuMhaRa Pta Hota To Kehta Fazool Hai Fazool Hai..! Hsina ko dekh kr arz kiya- Teri hasi mai kya chamk hai wah wah teri hasi mai kya chamk hai, wo muskura k boli Are pagal mere tooth paste mai namak ...

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? – Because people are dying to get in there. SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. 🙂 jokes, funny jokes, short jokes How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, ...

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Best Friendship sms in Hindi

Best Friendship sms in Hindi

Best Friendship sms in Hindi God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and ...

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Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. Santa and Banta ...

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Funny April Fool Messages

Funny April Fool Messages

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev* ji ka yoga. IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY Is kadar hum aapko ...

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Sweet Good Morning Messages

Extending ur hand 2 help sm1 has more value then joining ur hands 4 prayers. Good Morning my sms r few, yet, my heart is true i got many freinds new, but not sweet as u…. I never try to remember u bcoz i never forget u…..Good Morning ;;; ….. ;;; c(“””) c(“””) “”” ….””” Special NESCAFE COFFEE.. One For ...

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Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari PaiNful LiNes By Rejected Lover:- She was ready to die wheN I cry But Now she is Not eveN ready to cry wheN I die..!! MERI KABRA PAR WO RONE AYE HAI,HUMSE PYAR KARTE HAI YE KEHNE AYE HAI,JAB ZINDAGI THI TAB RULAYA BAHUT,AJ HUM ARAM SE SOYE HAI TO WO JAGANE AYE H. Wafa Nhi Milti ...

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April Fool Sms

April Fool Sms

WARNING ! ! ! Dis is a VIRUS . . . Vn U turn Ur phone off, it WON’T WORK AGAIN… 31st March Or 1st April 2015 Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools…………april fool sms I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja or even ...

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April Fool Text Messages

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool Agar apse koi kahe k aap “GOODLOOKING”ho “SMART”ho or “GENIOUS”ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI……! Ek bar kuch bandar jangal ...

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Hindi Dosti SMS

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’. Bhool jaon to samajh lena k . . . Shadi ho gai hai Meri (-,-) /> _/\_ Hindi Dosti SMS Jo pal-pal jale wo ROSHNI; jo pal pal mehke wo KHUSBOO; jopal-pal dhadke wo DIL; jo pal-pal yaad aaye wo AAP; aur jo harpal yaad kare wo HUM dosti ki mafil ...

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