new Hindi funny sms

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi

Railway me job hai karoge?
Salary 35,0000/- monthly
Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai.
Torch lekar aage-aage bhagna hai

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

Socho

Socho

Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Ap Imandar Snskari Sundar Sushil Smajdar Khubsurat Dimagwale ho Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he ..!!

for the first time in d history of sms.. “3D” sms in ur mobile…
See & enjoy…& remember,
I sent it first to u.. D D D

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!

KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe kiss kiss kiss kiss kadar makhiya tang karti he !!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc
But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials
The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect

Ek katori lo, usme kuch angoor dalo, phir mirror k paas jao, pata hai tumhe kya dikhega? “langoor ke hath me anguur”

Aapko ek film karni hai, jis mein aapka LEAD ROLE hoga. Film me apko pani k talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai.. “Gayi Bhais Pani me”

Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.

Har mod ka mukam nahi hota, Dil k risto ka koi naam nahi hota, Discovery ki help se khoja hai tumhe, Warna aap jaise jeev ka milna aasan nahi hota.

There is nothing greater than PARENTS in this world.. So GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. 😉 Think different…!! Do differnt..!!

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : “kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : “nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu… :p :O 😀 😀

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi

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