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Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai

Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza

he saw them thirsty
created milk

he saw them walking
created car

he saw them without any problems
he created u

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus…………..

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

A Man Kn0cks At The D00r
A 10 Yr 0ld B0y C0mes With Cigarette In 0ne Hand & Beer In 0ther
Man Beta Papa Ghar Pa Hein
B0y Bh0tni K
Mujhe Dekh K Lag Raha Hay Kya.

Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.

MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..

Sardar 0n Ph0ne:
D0ct0r My Wife Is Pergnantshe Is Having Pain Right N0w
D0ct0r Is This Her First Child
Sardar N0 This Is Her Husband Speaking.

zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to…DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY”

MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!

Teacher 2 student-past, present, future ka 1 example me deti hu or 1 tum do
Teacher-“m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rahungi.
Stdnt-apko veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai Beta.

Catch Her By Her Waist
Bring Her H0me
Keep Ur Hand 0n Her Neck
Put Ur Lips 0n Her Lips
& Have A
Nice Drinkpepsi

Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.

Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn’t Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!

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