new funny sms | emotionalsms

This one is awesome!!!
While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister,
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Minister shouted, “YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister,
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
other minister shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’
Next day, ACP Pradyuman interrogated the Barber,
While cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP’s about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.

Dub Maro Nikamo
(-_-)(-_-)
/L L\_/)(\
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi…………………………….new funny sms

New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take ur Photo?
Girl: Y?
Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children
That How Der Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.

Hme To Apno Ne Luta.
Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro..
Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha

Golden Words
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2)
3)
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Gold K The Na.
Chori Ho Gye.
(“,)
<))>
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Dil se apka khyal jata nhi,
Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi,
Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu,
Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi……………………new funny sms

Wats D Diff Between
Gandi, Shraad & Lalu?
Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie
Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth
&
Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference

Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi sms kro,
Kyoki hme psand nhi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?
STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha
TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai
STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota?
Tango ke bech ek laat maro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…………………………………..new funny sms

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai,
Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai,
Bandr jb koi aas-pas hota hai..

Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada naik hai,
Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn ye alfaz nikalta hai
(WAH KYA)
(KHUBSURATI HAI)
Kitni pyari ladki hai
jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai
“Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai,
Hmne uski doli sjai hai,
Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!

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