Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
eh 10 Batain Kisi Ke DIL Mein Bhi
Ap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hai:
1- Salaam Krna
2- Kisi Ko Jagaahn Dina
3- Asaal Naam Sy Pukarnna
4- Bilawaja Behas Naa Krna
5- Fazool Na Bolnaa
6- Aapni Baat Py Aarrey Maat Rehna
7- Dosry Ki Baat Bhi Tahamool Sy Sunna
8- Aapni Ghaalti Tasleem Krna
9- Binna Bole Kaam Aaz Kaam Rs.60 Ka Balance Dalwana.
10- NO.9 WAALI BAAT PR FORAAN AMAAL KRNA…;-);->
Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain
Mobile jokes, text jokes
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
True meanings of “GIRL”
“G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
“I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
“R”= RONE ki automatic machine..
“L”= LARAI may sab ki maa…
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face…. & I’ll shout: have a gr8 night
Police wale ne larki ko ankh mari
Larki ghose sy…
Main aysi larki nahin hoon
Police wala: wo baat theek hai lakin
Check krna to hamra farz banta hy…
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning – 6am To 12pm
Noon – 12pm To 4pm
Evening – 4pm To 8pm
Night – 8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.