Latest Funny SMS Collection 2016

Mukhlis Dost K andar, Piyar aese chupa
hota hay,
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Jaisy,
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Amrood
K andar Keera 😀

Sub Chor example Daikh Yaar

 

Facebook K bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra,
Social network jahan ap Daliy hazaro,
new logo s mil skte hen,
OR
Dosti Kr skte hain,
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CNG Station.

A Girl Tells her Mom:

“I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?”
Mom: “Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM” !

Latest Funny SMS Collection 2016

Bahut Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
“DAIRY-MILK”Khane ko…………………………latest funny sms collection 2015

Agar aap hmare Msg’s se pareshan hai to customer care me call kr k
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apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi…

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le

Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur Haqim Se Elaaj Karana..?
AI DOST,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha,
MAMMI ki chappal se Hi Aaram
Aaya

Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho
Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h
Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
wah-wah
aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.

‘()”'()’
(O_O)
‘ Hi!!
(‘)^(‘)
Wishing u..
G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack –
Sasta padta hai yaar……………………………latest funny sms collection 2015

YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye..
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(\./)
/.”.)”^–;”;_
\,,/”( , , )\
//\\ //\\
ab Iska naam gulab hai to mai kya kru..??

True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

1 frnd to 2nd frnd,
yar mere abu mere sath kharey hein tu ja,
or jaldi se mera rsult dekh kr ana,
agr 1 me fail hua to kehna, 1 muslim tum ko salam kehta ha,
or agr 2 me to kehna, 2 muslmeen salam kehte hn,
Frnd gia or wapis a kr bola,
Puri umat-e-muslma tumain salam kehti ha.

BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta…
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
“ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi…”…………………………latest funny sms collection 2016

Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai.. TUMHARE paas kya hai.?
POOR man- Mere paas Beta hai,
Jiski GirlFriend teri beti hai..

I LOVE U…!!
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These words were said by katrina kaif to me last nite in her house…..But i rejected..!!
LOL

Apple=Vitamin..

Vitamins=Power. ­ .

Power=Work..

Work=Money..

Money=Girl Friend..

Girl Friend=Tension. ­ .

Tension=Heart Attack..

Heart Attack=Death..

Lo ab khao Apple.. ??

SONEHRI BAAT,

NAIKI Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo,

Jaisay
Log
Shadi Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain.

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