latest funny sms 2015 | emotionalsms

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well….

latest funny sms 2015 | emotionalsms

Master ne bache ki roti kha kr usko kaha:
Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataoge na ?
Bacha:Nhi Master G ,
mai maa ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya…………………….latest funny sms 2014

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Color ki Sari pehni aur pucha: Kesi lg rhi hu? .
Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lgi ho.

Ek chuha shrab k drim mai gir gya,
bahar nikal kr mast hokar
sath mai soye hui Billi ki puchh pe pao rakh kr bola:
“UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI”

Heer to Ranjha: Mai tere Ishq mai barbad ho gyi hu, Badnaam ho gyi hun, Ruswa ho gyi hu.
Ranjha: To mai konsa DSP ban gaya hun? mai khud bheek maangta phir raha hu.

husband aur wife mai jhagde ki waja se baat cheet band thi, Ek subha husband ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya “MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA “aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya. Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske upar boht se kagaz pare the aur un pe likha tha “UTH JAO 5 BAJ GAYE HAI”………………………….latest funny sms 2014

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur naukr k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya. “EK NAUKR KI ZARURAT HAI Par . . . . Sirf SUGAR k marez hi aye”

Amrican: Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani: Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Sardari: Lo dasso jee Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki “Tareef Mgr Haqiqat Me Kubsurat Sirf “Wahi hai”Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He ….
<(‘,’)>
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_//\\_ uff , mummy meri nazar utaro..

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha…………………….latest funny sms 2014

Boy friend is fun,& Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,& Husband is qismat phooti.

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega…..???

Teacher to Santa –
jis admi ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge ?
Santa-Sir jo marzi keh do usko kuch nahi sunai dega.

An Engineer went 2 girl home wid a rose 2 propose her…,
He pressd bell. But her Dad opend d door
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Engineer :”Uncle plz support ANNA HAZARE”

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