Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai…

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA.

To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se
Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya?

Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

Aur Sante Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha
Betha Hai?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai “Santa April Fool” to
Santa likhta hai “Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.’

Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha Hai.
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn
Layi…

– Raman Sandhu

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si
Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
“Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…

Conductor: No More, No More Please.

Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai….

santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

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Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”

Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…

Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…

Santa To Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…

HINDI SANTA BANTA JOKES

Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai
Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai
Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
Ha Ha Ha…

 

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