hindi funny sms jokes

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hindi funny sms jokes

Teacher asks children,
What do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
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Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa 😛

jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani…..

Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll
After Marriage: beautiful Doll
After 1 Year: Nice Doll
After 2 Years: only Doll
After 5 years: Dhol

After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra

Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

To hamane kaha-

Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge….

Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can’t move further

So

intelligent people always keep an extra tyre…..

What is a mobile?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho..?
ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ?
kaise kaise namune hain ..!
ye hi mobile hota hai…!!

Ladka :”Doctor sahab plastic surgery
me
kitna kharcha aayega ???
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Doctor :”50 hajar
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Ladka :”Agar plastic hum de toh kitna
lagega ???
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Doctor(gusse se) :”Saale, pighla kar
chipka
bhi lena
Muft mai hojaega 😛

Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..

Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.

Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh….

@ @ @ @ @ @
6 flowers 4 u
1 4 health
2 4 wealth
3 4 happiness
4 4 frndship
or baki 2
kaan pe laga lo
mast lagoge..
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arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye….

R u Ashish’s friend?
I m msg 4m his cell.
if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell.
he left it in my car on our last date….

From….Aishwarya rai…

1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi….

GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai…..

DABANGG SMS :
Hume sms karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.

SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??

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Sabjiwala:
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MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!!

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