Hindi funny sms jokes

If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would b my story!

Bt I’m only a cartoonist!

Hindi funny sms jokes, all kinds love, girl, friendship, wife, husband, marriage, teacher student sms
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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai.

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
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Kuch samajh mai aya??
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Nahi na?

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Kadi thandi Coke peeti hovay te pata lagy na..
(‘.”)/ Lal sharbat
<).( peen waleyo!
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness



6.susu: isliye karke sona .

Love b4 Marriage

Janu…tum nhi to mai nhi,
mai nhi to tum nhi…
Love after Marriage
bagairt”…Aj tu nhi ya me nhi

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable

5 year old boy : I love you
mom!!!
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Mom : A www..!Ilove you
too!
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17 year old boy : I love you
mom!
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Mom : sorry, no money.

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide..

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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