Hindi Funny Sms – Boy vs Girl | Sardar Jokes

1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola “Bhai sabut to Utha Lo” ?

1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.

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Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur

1 ko nahin lagi thi.

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Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?

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Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:

Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.

once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya….

Cute One ..
If u read my post, it means I’m
cute
If u like, u agree I’m cute
If u cmnt, u r happy to know that
I’m cute
&
if u ignore,u r jealous,bcoz I’m
cute.

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka “Kutta” hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

“Paanchvi Pass” me SRK mujhse pucha, “India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?” khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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Q ki
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy– pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?

Professor: “Ek platform 2 km lambaa hai….Aandhi chal rahi hai. 60km/hr ki speed se,,
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Ek train aayi aur delhi se
Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,,
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To Sawal ye hai ki: “Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!
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Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,,
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Ek Student ne Jawab dene ke liye haath Uthaaya,,
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Student: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,,
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Professor: “Very Gud Lekin
tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??
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Student: “Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas ek
Aadmi Rehta hai wo
AADHA Pagal hai aur Uski
Umar 21 Saal hai.

1 admi gehri soch me ja raha tha
Achanak 1 Aawaz i
Ruk Jao
Wo Ruka to
Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta
Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i
Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to
road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya
Wo zor se Chillaya
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Kon ho Tum?
Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon
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Wo admi ronay laga or bola.
Tum us waqt kahan thay
Jab mei
‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha.

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