Funny sms messages | Funny sms collection in hindi

:: Funny sms messages ::
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai
Par tode gaye DAANT phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai, sms bhejte rahoge….

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!””’!
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Frooti ka pack bheja hai
.
Just 4 u
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Khaali hai!
Phoonk mar kr “Pataka” baja lena.:-

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Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.

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Akbar- koi aisa upaay batao ki mai khau peeu par
roza na tute
birbal- logo se laat khao aur gussa pee jao
sab kuch tutega
par
roza nahi tutega….

:: Funny sms messages ::
Din Mein Chain Nahi,
Raat Ko Neend Nahi,
Jee Na Lage Kahin!
Khuda, Kya Yehi Pyar Hai.
KHUDA bola:- Nahi Beta,
Private Job Walon Ka Yehi haal hai

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“\’,’/” :. : :.)\,
_!,!,!”””!,!,!”

Dear saand
Mere sweet friend k paas jana
Aur
Zor se seeng maar kar kehna ki
Humne yaad kiya hai.

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Sir-Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta h?
Boy-Hathi.
Sir-Nalayak,
Tere father kya krte h?
Boy-Chota Rajan k gang me shooter h.
Sir-Sabas Hathi sahi jawab h

Hum Kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,

Faraz

Jo Humain chor kr jaye ga Wo INSHaLLAH,
Ramaan main Sahri time peeppa hi Wajaey ga.

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GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
Boy-Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati
Girl-kuch nahi bhaiya, barsat ho rahi hai…

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?

Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai,

Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna.

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1st Girl:Mujhe mere Lover ke sath Bike me jate mere Papa ne dekh liya.
2nd Girl:Achcha fir kya hua?
1st Girl:Fir kya unhone Bus ke Paise wapas mang liye.

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Dil Ko Sab Se Zyda Dard Kab Hota Hai.?

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. 😀

?
Jab
Aap Mobile Charging Pe Laga K Jaye Aur 2 Ghante Baad Aa K Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Tha

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Abe Galti se tmhra no delete hogaya.
Ek mis call maar de.
na plz.
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Sbko bhejo,
dekho kitno k paas bilkul dimaag nahi hai

Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
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100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein
ge.

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