Funny Sms Jokes in Hindi | emotionalsms

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai…………………..funny joke sms

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
“Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja”.

Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye………………….funny sms jokes in Hindi

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

How to see a girl in front of ur Gf-

after drinking SPRITE

BOY- dekho us Ladki ko Wo kapdey bilkul Suit nahi
karte.

GIRL- haan..!
To Bey kutte. Tu to chahta hai ki wo
kapdey hi na pehne…

Moral- Girl ne pehle hi SPRITE pee Li thi.

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
.
.
.
1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege……………..Hindi funny sms collection

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…………….Hindi funny sms collection

Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.

1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain.

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