Funny SMS Hindi

chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-“O gori aao khele aankh micholi”billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-“I hate luv story”

Bhayankar Joke-
Phone Ring’x Tring Tring Toh Gujarati’x Home
1st:Hello,Hu Kaanti Bolu 6uu
2nd:Su Vaat Karo choo
Hu To Modhi Thi Bolu cheu.

Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha se Aaya Mai hu kon?
Mai hu kon?
Maihu Mai hu?
Are upar inbox me naam nahi dekhe kya?

Gabr:Are O samba ye kaun log hain jo SMS ka jawab nahidete re?
Samba:Sardar ye wo log hain jo MISSED CALL karne ke baad v balance Check karte hai.

Boy…mom ye girlfriend
kya hoti hai..??

Mom…bete jab
tum bde ho jaoge
aur ache ladke bnoge
tab tumhe b ek milage.

Nokri Mate “Khouj” Keero
Jamva Mate “Luj” Karoo
Nahva Mate “Huj” Karoo
Balance Hoy Toh Sms Karo
Na Hoy Toh Mera Sms Vachi “Moj” Kero.

Boy…agar m acha ladka
nhi bna to??

Mom..to bahut sari milengi…

AGAR AAP APNE SARE PAPO SE MUKTI CHAHTE HO TO YE MANTAR 100BAR BOLO,,
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TWINKLE-TWINKLE TITLE STAR “SONU” HAMAR SUPER STAR
AB 99 BAR BOLO……

bihari boy to a girl-hamar sath date par chalbu ka???
girl-tamiz se baat baat karo.
boy-my dear with due respect i would like to say that hamar sath date par chalbu ka??

Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartano Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kr Maanjhnaa!

Oye Mil Gya,Mil Gya, Mil Gya,Haa-Haa Mil Gya,Balle-BalleMil Gya,Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna kaam chod k mera SMS pdhnewala “Bewakuf” Mil Gya…

Taas khelne baithe to “don” hai hum .
acting kare to “james bond” hai hum
ab to pehchan lo
“kaun” hai hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hai hum

Raabri: Suniye ji, dahi jamane ko english me kya bolu?

Lalu: The milk was sleeping in the night, and early in the morning it becomes tight

2 pigs eating potty!
1 pig-yar hum potty khate he.koi humara v to potty khata hoga?

2 pig-Thuu Thuu! Khane ke waqt pe aisi baat Mat Kiya kar

Namaskar ! Jago balak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snanpurn kar k, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan pr nikal pado.

Madam boy se- kaha h copy, kaha h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

KID-Papa agr apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bs isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

2 Lover Park Me Bethe APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K
Ladki Srma K-Tum Itna Ghur K Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Ladka-Thoda-2 Kha ‘BHUKI’

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