When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! ….
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
“I’ll hear the oldest first,” .
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Getting married is very much like going to a “NEW Restaurant” with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Terrorists have kidnapped our leaders…
and demanded Ransom of 10000000 rs or
else they will burn them with kerosene…
Plz donate. I have donated 10 litres.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Today is “Good Day”,
U r Anmol for me…
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position.
In a train,
TT: to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi!!
Ager dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao.
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
5 great people:
1. G.Gandi J.Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya , apni pohanch say bahar.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
never mind people when they say you”re mad,
cause they always mean to say that you