Funny Sms for Mobile in Hindi | emotionalsms

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Funny Sms for Mobile in Hindi | emotionalsms

Wife
Banaras jao to saree bhejna
Dubai jao to jewelery bhejna
France jao to perfume bhejna
Husband
Narak jau to kya bheju?
Wife
Enjoy Yourself 😀

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Agar zindgi me kuch pana ho to tarike
badlo… iraade nahi…,
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Example:
Jab sadak par baarat Naach rahi ho…
toh horn maar-maar ke pareshan na ho…,
Gaadi se utarkar thoda Naach Le, Jhum Le …
Man shant hoga..!
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Time to utna lagna hi hai….., phir pareshan q hona…!

Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the.
Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya.
Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi.
Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri.
Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le.
Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo. . . . Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya….

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga Geo Khan

Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha “Urr Ja…” Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha… “Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat Diye Jaein To Wo “Behri” Ho Jati Hai.

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