Funny Msg

Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh……. Chup……!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai…..

Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. “ab or dukh nahi sahenge”
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.

Unke gum me, Unke gam me hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye,
Bewafa aaye, aur nahake chal diye…!!!

Hume paper nahi aata tha hum udas ho gaye Sari sheet par apki photo bana dali Fir b hum pass ho gaye Q? Qki paper drawing ka tha Or cartoon Banana Tha.

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge janab .

Bap bete se=Beta agar sasural wale bike de to car mangna,agar plot de to flat mangna.Beta=papa agr ve ladki denge to me ladki ki ma mang lunga..

Tumhara chehra chanda k saman tumahari ankh .kan. Naak sab chandak saman or tumhe kya batye chanda hamare bandar k nam

Beti- Papa me Maa Bane wali hu..
Papa- Besharm ye kya keh Rahi hai?
Beti- Apne hi to kaha tha jb tk mai kuch Ban Nhi jati Ap SCOOTY Nhi Dilaoge.

Papu ki uske baap se hui ladai, baap ne ki papu ki pitai,papu ka khaula khoon, gaya kabristan aur kabar pe baap ki photo tang k likh diya
“COMING SOON”

Aap agar PAGAL ho to msg padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to msg kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega

ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey msgs nahin karta

Why does a Donkey eat grass?

. . . . . . . . Oops . . . . . . . . .Sorry . . . . . . ..That’s ur personal matter. How can I interfere!

socha tha use is kadar bhul jayenge, dekh kr bhi andekha kr jayenge.
aur jab dekhta hu usko……sochta hun is bar dekh lu
agli bar bhul jayenge.

Aj maine do kasame khai hai
(1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pr nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko pr aya nhi samjhunga

Sardi ka aik faida hai..
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Garmi nhi lagti.

suraj bana to tare bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
kuch na kuch to jarur hai ap me,
warna u hi nhi pagal khane bane.

In hatho me itni takat he,ye jud jaye to sharafat he,ye mil jaye to mohobbat he,aur ye uth jaye to shamat he.

Saying of the Decade: Even if all the musicians join together 2 create a melody 2 make us sleep, they can’t beat our teachers & textbooks..;)

Classroom is like a train…
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives…
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coachesPAPA: Beta, ye cigarette,
daaru&
ladkiya tumhaari jaan ki
dushman
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Jo mard apne dushman se
bhaag
jaaye, vo mard, mard nahi
PAPA.

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