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1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..

Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai

Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s…
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
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kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
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Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h

Special informaion..!

Aj Raat Chand ko Mat Dekhiye Ga…!
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Warna
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Apko Meri yad Ajayegi

(‘.’)/ choty pani lao
<()yaha kuch jal
//rha h.

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
SAMJHE

Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,
kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi
Saas-Koi baat nahi
Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai
Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?

funny jokes sms in Hindi | Funny SMS for iphone

Agar Daag Ache hote Hain To Phir
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Surf-Excel Bananae Ki Kya Zarurat Thi.

*Arz Kiya Hai*
K

Gam hai ,,
Tanhai hai ..
Dard hai ,,
Ruswai hai ..

Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,
Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..

CHETAVANI

Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to
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BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.
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Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko…!!!:-]

Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

I Love u
I like u
I miss u
I talk u
All these r examples of PRESENT INDEFINITE
2morrow v will study PRESENT CONTINUOUS.

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki
hamari height todhi kam thi

Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy-Ma’am, for my homework plz visit my website-
“www. myHomeWork. com.

Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no

Then…?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!
CONFUSED..!!!
NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.

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