funny jokes in hindi 140/160 words

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya….
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….

funny jokes in hindi 140/160 words

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah…

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

girl to her bro : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After half hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti sey pichli seat pey baith gayi thi..”

😛 😀  hahahaahaha

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” krta hu main”
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad”(wah-wah)

BV: Itn3 Slow Awaz M3in kis Sey Bat ker Rahay H()??

Husband: Behn sey…

BV: Behn Sey Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kiya Zarorat hey???

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hey. 😛 😀 lolx

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho…..

laborer from Boss in a factory:

“Sir Mere Ghar 19th Bacha Peda Huwa Hai
Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do!

Boss:
Yar Meri Gal Sun,
Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri????? 😛 😀 lolx hahahhahah

joke of the day:

Sheikhu 2 Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load kr de.

Shopkeeper: Gussey sey !! 1 rupee key load sey kisi ko

call kerni ya message??

Sheikhu: Kerna tuo kuch nhi bs waisey he urraney ki adat hai 😛 😀

hahahahah

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Sacha tareen waqiya..

1 buzurg kisi ky ghar tashreef ley gayee sara khandan baba g k pas jama thaa ksi ny shan main gustakhi kr di. theek 15 mint bad sara khandan andha hogaya r zur zur sy ronay aur chillany laga, baba g hamain maaf kr do ham pr raham karoo atnay main baba g uthayy r joti uthai r sab ko eik eik lagaee r farmaya…

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

While Motivating His Salesman Team,

The Manager Put 4wd An Incentive:
The 1 Wid The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
Employees:
Who Will Give It?
Manager:
The 1 Wid The Lowest Sales.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?

Sonu-Yaar,English Me ‘Jhopdi’ Ko Kya Kehte He
Monu-Hutt
Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

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