Funny Hindi sms messages | funny sms collection in Hindi

Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya
lekin
marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha

Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla..

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!

1 kala”TAWA” hi gale me latka lo*

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
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Socho
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Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
Husband :
“JISKO MILE USKI”.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Kya re tapori.Sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela?
Apun ko malum.K tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela.
chal time khoti mat kar.5-10 Peti sms chipka dal.

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai.

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Sardar:Isme to Kida Nikla h
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kilo or de do

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Arz hai…
“Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the
gaalib…
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Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,
Graduate karwa diya!!!

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hai

Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h….

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H

:: short sms jokes in hindi ::
Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!
On 21 may 1988
a handsome boy was born on earth.
Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.
Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.
Angels blessed his from the Heaven.
All girl’z tried in vain 2 win his love.
His parents were happy and named the boy,
“RAJ” That Legend is nw ur Frnd !
Njoyy…His Frndship.
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