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MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.

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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…
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1.kabi kisi ko pori bat na batio ….
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2…………………………………….

Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
meri mano isi raste par medical store khol do..mast chalega……

kutte ka baccha ?
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kitne cute hote hain

SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
“vivek ji” apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut milenge agar nahi mile to hum apna name badal denge
fir kya

Wife I Will Die
Husband I Will Als0 Die
Wife Why Will U Die
Husband Because I Cant Bear This Much Happiness

HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style hai…

Eik Larka D0sre Larke Sey
Yar Tm Ne Kabhe K0i Larki Phansai Hay.
2nd B0y
Yaar Larki Main Ne Phansa Li Thi Pr Tm L0g0n Ney Ye M0halla He Ch0r Diya.

Scientific Question 4 U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards D EMPTY SPACE

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My sweet friend.
D_ffer , St_pid.
Look every thing is incomplete without U…

Hello I m a virus and I m entering ur brain right now…..sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

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