Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Funny SMS Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address”, a student wrote “www.facebook.com”! How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off! Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye… ...

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New Funny Sms – Good & Best

Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai ‘MALARIA’ WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT…. New funny sms, good funny sms, best funny sms of 2014 collection. Read fresh msg on your mobile browsing emotionalsms.com Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu?? Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi. Girl:Agar aapko kiss ...

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Funny Hindi sms messages | funny sms collection in Hindi

Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya,, . . .. . . . . . … Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha … Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla.. :: Funny Hindi sms messages :: Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo, Kajal ka tika to apke liye ...

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Free Funny SMS | Very Funny SMS

MAA-beta orange khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-beta mango khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-beta apple khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega. Free funny SMS | Very Funny SMS Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka, Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;) Welcome to “Sach ka samna” . . ...

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New funny sms jokes

HAPPY THAPPAR DAY Today is Thappar day. Jo b ish tym ap ke Sath betha hua hai. Use ek zordar Thappar marein New funny sms jokes Socho Agr SMS Recieve Krne K Paise Lgte To Kya Hota..? Guess..? Guess..? Aj Tm Sb Meri Waja Se Road Pr Aa Jate. Kya Bataye Apne Doston Ki Wo To Hai Nirale Funter Girl ...

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sweet funny sms

Pappu: Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! ! Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu? Pappu-oye! BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon! sweet funny sms Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai? Think b4 read Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy Agar kisi ...

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Sardar Jokes

ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye hai dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata. Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya? Waiter- Sir murga langda tha Sardar- Aur Dil ? Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai. Sardar – Abe Dimag To hoga Na ...

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Funny text messages for friends

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.. Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . AND . My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs . . ...

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Funny sms in Hindi 140 words | Small funny sms

:: small funny sms :: We “The Non-Toppers” Are More Experienced Than “The Toppers” Because …Toppers FAIL To FEEL How It FEELS To FAIL . . B.B.A (Back Benchers Association) :: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words :: somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy ...

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1000 best funny sms in hindi for mobile

Zindagi k 3 khubsurat lamhe… . . . . . . . . . 1. SUBAH KI Neend 2. DoPAHAR KI Neend 3. RAAT KI Neend neend hi neend…..;) Ab 100 K Recharge pe Rs.9999 ka Talktime 100 yrs ki validity All Calls 0.01Ps/Hr 5 lac SMS Free For more info visit: Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ...

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