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Dog Fell In Love With a Cat.. Bt Dog’s Parents Refused Cat, Guess Y? They Gave a Solid Reason… ‘Hi Hi, iss Chokri k To MUCHH Ugi hai… Funny jokes for girls, wife, boss, love by emotionalsms.com best of 2011. Your favourite 24/7 days web best of best channel of msg, short funny sms. Enjoy 140 character clean & family ...

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam. A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling. Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me ...

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This one is awesome!!! While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Minister shouted, “YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?” Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked. Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’ other minister shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this ...

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Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe………………………….new funny sms || Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to “FAIL” American: Can U swim? Indian: No American: Dog ...

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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya…. Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho. Usey pane ki koi aas nahi ...

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If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate! Larki Darzi ki Dukan pr gai or pocha G yahan Galy milty hain. Darzi khara ho kr bola Bismillah je Wesy to ni milty Ap kehti hain to mil lete hain. Ek Dost: Meri biwi maikay gai hui hay ...

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tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami wah wah tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami hindi funny sms jokes Teacher asks children, What do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother. . . . . . Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa 😛 jabse katrina per chadhi ...

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga… Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola- Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi Railway me job hai karoge? Salary 35,0000/- ...

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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi She : ...

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Santa ne chalenge kiya….. “Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega”… Sare news wale waha pahuch gye…. Tab bola “Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de”………………………………Hindi funny sms for friends Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband ...

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