Funny SMS

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Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. Santa and Banta ...

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Believe it or not it’s true. G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said” Wah kya body hai!” tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya. Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo ...

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When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! …. A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish. Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble ...

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Hindi Funny SMS | Suhagraat SMS – Naughty jokes

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu. Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi, mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi, pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho, kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm ...

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Ladki Sms | emotional sms

Ek Baat Hmesha Yaad Rakhna . Dunya Me Kuch Mile Na Mile Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahye Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe K sath Uska Pani. 1 ladki ki dua Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi, Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai, Balance dalwa do tumhe ...

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Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)? . Fathers day..!! coz.. NOBODY knows whom to wish…. Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k “SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI” Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha “AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”. Hindi funny SMS, English funny sms Usne utari saree, fir aayi ...

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1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha. 1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate? Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h.. Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas 14 cars 18 dukaan 4 Bangle hain.. Tumhare paas kya hai ?? . . . . . . . Gharib aadmi:” ...

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(((””¥””))) <(( @) (@ ))> (; <._.> 😉 ((,==,)) ma yareeega.. kala kala che sok pa mobile mcg wae da aghe tasveer  hum rashi wrsara! 😛 😀 Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji. Pathan ko bar bar ...

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: “You can have mine.” Sharma: Roz subah 15 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain.. verma: Woh kaise? Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!! Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: ...

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latest funny sms 2015 | emotionalsms

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell Wah Wah Wah Wah Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha All Is Well All Is Well…. latest funny sms 2015 | emotionalsms Master ne bache ki roti kha kr usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataoge na ? Bacha:Nhi Master G , mai maa ko ...

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