300+ Hindi funny sms jokes

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Tohar passport size photowa humar ghar pe chutal rahil….

bachha logan sb darat rhi.

Kutwa pura din bhokat raha….

ekra vapas leila….

300+ Hindi funny sms jokes

Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai,
Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai,
Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai,
Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se “Sheela” ka msg aya hai…

1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya….
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, “Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ????
“ladka bola, ” Ji Bhabhiji……

Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue…
TOM: Ye le 15 Rs.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai…
TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de….

True Fact :
Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat – E – Life bn jati hai,
Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai…..

ARZ KIYA HAI :
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
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itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ……
kbhi dekha hai udhta hua….HATHI ?????

Height of Courage
Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife….
Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister ….
“le ab le le pappi”

TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge….
BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya….

Kvita likh rahi hu…… tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr……
wah wah….
tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr
ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber…..
wah wah wah wah

Chintu sbji lene gya…..
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha…
Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola – Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..

Bhikari – 1 Rupaye de Do
Girl – Sharam nahi aati itneSmart,
Khubsurat Handsome, Nojawaan
hoke Bheek Mangte ho
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Bhikari shocked & khush & face
pe badi si smile lake bolta hai -.
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Achha Darling Phir 1 Chumma hi
de do.

Our brilliant TOM has done again….
Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish?
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TOM : TATA SKY…Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala….

Teeth said 2 tounge: “If I just press u a little, u will get cut.”
Tounge replied: “if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out.”

Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye
Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu…..
Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai….

American ki soch,
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Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya
karna hai??
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Chinese ki soch,
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Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe
hai, Ab baki par kese kare??
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India ki soch,
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12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi,
Ab 4 baje gayi to 6 bje aayi,
To iska mtlb hai k ab 8 baje jayegi,
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Oye fatafat motor chala k paani bhar lo aur
mobile charge kr lo

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