140 Character Funny SMS

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he”Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he

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Man – Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper – Plain main dikha doo.
Man – Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia….:
Teen Saal Qaid

kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo……

Latest P.J…
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye

News: 3 Chimps Escaped Fr0m
The Z00 1 Was Caught Watching
Tv An0ther Playing F00tball
Nd The Third 0ne
Was Caught Reading
This Txt Message.

Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
Na Kare
Bola Tha
Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS hai
Mera Kaam Ho Gaya
Ab Ap Jano

What is Swarg?

American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?

American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary

A Girl Ph0ned Me The
0ther Day N
Said
C0me 0n 0ver
There’s N0b0dy
H0me
I Went 0ver
N0b0dy Was H0me.

Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai

Man1 Sitting With D0g
Man2:Ur D0g Bits?
Man1:N0
Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits
Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit
Man:That Is N0t My D0g.

ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar…sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration

Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se – apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye

Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.

Dost:-“Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai”
Man:-“Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai

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