1000 best funny sms in hindi for mobile

Zindagi k 3 khubsurat lamhe…
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1. SUBAH KI Neend
2. DoPAHAR KI Neend
3. RAAT KI Neend
neend hi neend…..;)

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Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ?
Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (Sardar se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ?
Sardar: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.

Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.
Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do. Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
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Is ur life boring?

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Type “I LOVE” ur lover name
N send it to all ur relatives
Try it..
ek dum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein

DAD:son y did u get punished?
SON:my sir askd me wt is 3×2,
so i said 6.
Den he askd wt is 2×3…
DAD:u asshole,wts d Fuckin diff?

3 CLASSIC WAYS 2 FLIRT
1)Do u hv a map of ur eyes actualy m lost in it
2)Do u hv a bandage?I fell in love wen i saw u
3)R u tird?u wr roamng in my mind all day

Do u knw FULL FORM of “DAIRYMILK” ?
“Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Imediately 4 a Long Kiss.
“Thats” why boys alwys offr DAIRYMILK to gals..

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte the
kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur
hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

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njoy Drive
gud morning

What do you call a female who never laughs? “HASINA”

What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Engineering College Student:

“Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti

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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..

Parents- “Exam kaisa gaya?”

Me- “Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!” 😀 🙂

Friend- “Kaisa gaya yaar exam?”

Me- “Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

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Love affairs: Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test

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