Eid SMS

EID UL ADHA SMS

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA. Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished. Eid leka ...

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Friendship mobile sms for best friend

Friendship Mobile SMS For Best Friend Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo saccha hai ji, Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji, Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya, “Qki DILTO BACHHA HAE JI” I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart, I m not Best but i will try my Best, I may not be ...

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Mobile jokes, text jokes

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. Santa and Banta ...

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Funny April Fool Messages

Funny April Fool Messages

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev* ji ka yoga. IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY Is kadar hum aapko ...

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Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari

Sad SMS Shayari PaiNful LiNes By Rejected Lover:- She was ready to die wheN I cry But Now she is Not eveN ready to cry wheN I die..!! MERI KABRA PAR WO RONE AYE HAI,HUMSE PYAR KARTE HAI YE KEHNE AYE HAI,JAB ZINDAGI THI TAB RULAYA BAHUT,AJ HUM ARAM SE SOYE HAI TO WO JAGANE AYE H. Wafa Nhi Milti ...

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April Fool Sms

April Fool Sms

WARNING ! ! ! Dis is a VIRUS . . . Vn U turn Ur phone off, it WON’T WORK AGAIN… 31st March Or 1st April 2015 Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools…………april fool sms I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja or even ...

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April Fool Text Messages | latest April Fool Text Messages 2015 | 2015 April Fool Text

April Fool Text Messages

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool Agar apse koi kahe k aap “GOODLOOKING”ho “SMART”ho or “GENIOUS”ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI……! Ek bar kuch bandar jangal ...

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Hindi Dosti SMS

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’. Bhool jaon to samajh lena k . . . Shadi ho gai hai Meri (-,-) /> _/\_ Hindi Dosti SMS Jo pal-pal jale wo ROSHNI; jo pal pal mehke wo KHUSBOO; jopal-pal dhadke wo DIL; jo pal-pal yaad aaye wo AAP; aur jo harpal yaad kare wo HUM dosti ki mafil ...

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Funny Sms on Girls | New N Hot

Believe it or not it’s true. G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said” Wah kya body hai!” tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya. Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo ...

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funny sms Girlfriends jokes collection

When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! …. A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish. Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble ...

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Hindi Funny SMS | Suhagraat SMS – Naughty jokes

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu. Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi, mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi, pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho, kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm ...

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Good Morning SMS Jokes

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass HARPIC use karne ka.. GUD MORNING!! Can U see me? no? Turn around, can U see me now? no? Turn again, now watch ur mobile? I can see U using 3G (‘-_-‘)(@.@) < ) (\_/( )> ...

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