Eid SMS

EID UL ADHA SMS

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA. Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished. Eid leka ...

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Friendship mobile sms for best friend

Friendship Mobile SMS For Best Friend Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo saccha hai ji, Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji, Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya, “Qki DILTO BACHHA HAE JI” I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart, I m not Best but i will try my Best, I may not be ...

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Latest Funny SMS

“Satisfy the person Who Expect A Smile From You, & Surprise the person Who Never Expected Anything From You”…!! Boy – whats ur name? Girl – Q batau? me tumhe janti bhi nhii. Boy – mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni “FERARI” me betha rha hu Girl – Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8.. Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ...

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Latest Funny SMS 2012 – Top rated Ever 2012

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai, Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai…. LIFE MEANS:- 6 frnds, 2 bikes but no petrol exam nite,6 duffers no notes. sitting on sea view , 6 smokers n only 1 cigrete! 1 girl,6 frnds n all saying ...

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Funny Msg

Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu, mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai Pagal 2- Ssshhhh……. Chup……!! Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai….. Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya, ja k nadi me dub gaya, dubte hue bola.. “ab or dukh nahi sahenge” 1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge. Unke gum me, Unke ...

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Sardar Jokes

ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye hai dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata. Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya? Waiter- Sir murga langda tha Sardar- Aur Dil ? Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai. Sardar – Abe Dimag To hoga Na ...

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Free Funny SMS | Very Funny SMS

MAA-beta orange khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-beta mango khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-beta apple khaoge? BETA-nhi, MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega. Free funny SMS | Very Funny SMS Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka, Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;) Welcome to “Sach ka samna” . . ...

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New Funny Sms – Good & Best

Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai ‘MALARIA’ WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT…. New funny sms, good funny sms, best funny sms of 2014 collection. Read fresh msg on your mobile browsing emotionalsms.com Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu?? Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi. Girl:Agar aapko kiss ...

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140 Character Funny SMS

CID pj Again.. Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he. Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he., ACP Kehta he”Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he We have produced short jokes in all category for easy sharing with friends, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, dearest and loved ones. 140 character funny sms, funny sms in hindi 140 words, jokes of ...

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Funny SMS Hindi

chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-“O gori aao khele aankh micholi”billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-“I hate luv story” Bhayankar Joke- Phone Ring’x Tring Tring Toh Gujarati’x Home 1st:Hello,Hu Kaanti Bolu 6uu 2nd:Su Vaat Karo choo Hu To Modhi Thi Bolu cheu. Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha se Aaya Mai hu kon? Mai hu kon? ...

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Funny SMS 2016 | emotionalsms

Bihari aurat cheque cash krane gai Clerk = sign kro . Aurat = kaise? Clerk = jaise khat ke aakhri me likti ho Aurat ne likha = “tohar chuma ke intejar me bijli “ Funny SMS 2016   Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi. Ek kutiya ...

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Funny text messages for friends

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.. Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . AND . My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs . . ...

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